I appreciate the effort into this spam. I'll give you a link click fr your link farm.
When I was an admin here I used to love reading the spam. They always praised the webmaster. I had automated scripts giving me props. It made me feel good.
Eventually I made a script so that guests couldn't post links. That solved the entire spam problem. Not sure what happened to it. My guess is they just loaded the entire forum from scratch at one point.